I just found im a man and a woman at the same time, my parents never told me?

Upon riding my fan today, my voice began to crack which is typical because im a guy..or so i thought? Then my voice stopped cracking and it stayed girlish. IM 58! And then I started realizing how hideous my outfit was and I had the urge to go shopping, so i spritzed some victoria's secret perfume on ( Love spells my fav!!!!!!!<3) and rushed out the door. As I climbed in the car I started blasting hannah montana, I don't even know where i got the cd. It just appeared! Then I ended up at a boxing arena and fought some giant guy in the parking lot. Im confused! HELP ME?