Should the pledge of allegiance done in schools be changed to this?

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. Thank you very, very much for letting us little kids live here. It really was nice of you. You didn't have to do it. And it's really not freaky that little, little kids mindlessly recite this anthem every day and pledge their life to the government before they're old enough to really think about what they're saying. This is not a form of brainwashing.This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is really the greatest country in the whole world. All the other countries suck. And if this country ever goes to war, as it often wants to do, I promise to help go and kill all the other country's kids. God bless Johnson & Johnson. God bless GD. God bless Citigroup. Amen.